Welcome to the Fifth Republic Party.

I became a political activist in 1995 while working for the insanely corrupt Seattle School District. I first ran for public office in 1999.

I quickly learned that the King County Democrats are just as putrid as the Republicans. The Seattle Green Party, led by that stinking whore Brita Butler-Wall was another loser.

Though I love socialism in the broad sense of the term, all the socialist candidates who run for office in the U.S. are phony – from Bernie Sanders to the Seattle City Council’s Kshama Sawant.

And so I created my own party.